The internet has provided gift options that — thank the Force! — beat the pants off of a scented candle and a sappy card. Whether it’s a ‘Welcome to this side of the office’ gift or a ‘Sorry I ate the last hot wing’ plea for forgiveness, there’s something on this list that the geek in your life is bound to love.
TARDIS Laptop Decal
We can’t think of a more fitting place to put a TARDIS decal — on a device that’s bigger on the inside. This sticker is made for MacBooks, but we’re envisioning it as a pretty sweet car window decal, too.
Chemistry Spice Rack
Forget the lazy Susan and go straight up mad scientist with this flask and tube spice rack, straight from the chemistry lab. Made from glass and metal, it features tubes for your finer spices, and flasks for salt and pepper, oil, and sugar.
Azio Retro Typewriter Keyboard
Okay, so we’re SUPER sad that this beautiful keyboard is only available for Windows systems, but it’s making the list nonetheless. Gorgeously built to emulate the typewriters of old, the mechanical actions of the keys even take you back to the clickety-clack sounds of a furious writer in a stuffy attic.
The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook
Because you know you wanna know what a Cauldron Cake tastes like.
This Harry Potter cookbook is chock-full of lore from the novels, as well as traditional English and European recipes to nosh on. Our one complaint? It’s missing a recipe for Butterbeer (you’ve been warned).
Blue-Light Blocking Computer Glasses
Because we have the BEST prezzies over here at J+S, this lineup for screen-staring geeks wouldn’t be complete without our blue light blocking computer glasses. Seriously.
Insomnia, migraines, even mood swings can be caused by too much exposure to the blue light from your screens. Our slick specs block those rays (and look pretty fly doing it, too). Available in both magnified and unmagnified, we’ve got you covered.
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Jedi Bathrobe
Clothing’s optional with this sweet full-size bathrobe that’ll have you looking like Obi-Wan in no time. Thick, plush, and hooded to veil the mysteries of the Force, it’s perfect after a swim with the Gungans.
Fallout Nuka Cola Bottle Cap Coasters
Because it may be a nuclear holocaust, but you’re still using a coaster, dammit.
From the famed Fallout game series, these coasters make the perfect housewarming gift for your friend who fantasizes about radioactive wastelands.
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s right — THIS EXISTS. Add blueberries, grab the syrup, and tell the Rebel scum to take a day off — you have a pile of Death Stars to decimate, and you don’t need any help.
Baby Nessie Tea Infuser
Hoax or not, this adorable tea diffuser is the most delightful tea-dispensing dinosaur we’ve ever seen. Pack it with your favorite loose tea leaves, and let Nessie captivate as she permeates your cup with fresh tea in a food-grade silicone belly.
Use code VISION10 for a 10% discount at checkout!
Slavatech Steampunk Pentode USB Flash Drive
You may have a half-dozen flash drives already, but we’re willing to bet you don’t have one that looks like THIS. This thing looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, and we’re digging it. Handcrafted and available in different light up colors, this will never find the bottom of your laptop bag — it’s too badass.
Retro TV Smartphone Magnifier
Modeled after a vintage TV from the pre-remote area, the irony of this little magnifier being for smartphones is too good to pass up. Silly? Sure. Woefully unnecessary? Maybe. But it’s still pretty cool.
Use code VISION10 for a 10% discount at checkout!
Akibento Anime Subscription Box
Ask any otaku when they have enough anime fan gear and manga, and the answer is simple — shut up and give me more manga.
This subscription box will slake their thirst for more every month, with t-shirts, oodles of fandom trinkets, and fresh manga.
Use coupon code ANIME to receive $3 off your first order!
Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Wall Charger
Great Scott, I can’t find my cell phone charger!
Please. If your charger looks like this, we’re willing to bet you’re never going to lose it again. This charger is one part nostalgia, one part necessary, and we’re willing to bet just about everyone needs one. (Because if you don’t like Back to the Future, are you even a real person?).
ICE Orb Floating Bluetooth Speaker
If it’s future-tech, there’s just one simple rule it needs to follow: it should float.
This floating Bluetooth speaker is eerily captivating, and hey — word is the sound’s pretty great, too. Blow someone’s mind with a Bluetooth speaker that hovers, in addition to rocking their face off.
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